While reading this meme again for the millionth time on various blogs I thought of more strange things about me I have yet to divulge. If you want to know others you can read them here, here, here and here.

1. I need to wear clothes to bed, usually even when it’s 90 degress out. Erik doesn’t wear anything but I go to bed completely dressed.
2. I get lost all the time and when I get lost I flip a shit. I seriously go nuts crying and swearing. I don’t know why. As you can imagine I won’t drive into New York.
3. I am a dipper. Like when eating pancakes or french fries. I don’t like to drench my food with stuff, I’d rather dip. I don’t like my food getting soggy.
4. I hate anything citrus flavored, for me citrus flavor ruins stuff. I do like oranges and lemons though.
5. I knew I didn’t want to have children when I was a teenager and while the idea of it sparks my curiosity it’s kind of like sky diving: I think I might want to do it because so many people rave about it but maybe next year…
6. I am always moving things around trying to get organized but somehow only seem to make it worse. It drives Erik crazy because he can never find anything and I’m always getting stuff to get more organized. If you see my registry like 40% of it at least is organizational

**New poll up**

I thought it was about time to get rid of any last shred of respect or dignity, and I think this about does it. Although, there is so much more where this came from, this is only part one.

I probably should have scanned these but I’m lazy.

WHEBB (We Hate Everything But Boys) and I will keep everyone else nameless on this as to avoid any further humiliation. This is an entire binder I kept of all my celebrity crushes and it’s the only thing that I saved from those years. This was made between the ages of about 12 to 14 I think.

This first edition includes the cover the binder I carried everywhere I went and the first guy I featured in it who was the love of my life for those few years.  He’s still around but now he goes by Ethan Embry.

The beginnings of my stalker talents:

Also, I was recently quoted here. I knew someday something I would say would inspire others.

I have small hands, really small. As you can see by this picture here and Erik actually has pretty small hands. His ring finger is like an 8 and that’s on the small side for guys I think. My ring finger is about a 4 1/2. I think my hands are freakishly small considering the rest of me

I should look on the bright side of this though, it means my hand can reach into a space most adults can’t. Not that I would do that, I don’t trust when people ask me to put my hand somewhere it doesn’t belong, like a hole in the wall. Why is there a hole in the wall and why does my hand have to reach into it? I don’t know, this is hypothetical people.

Also, anything I hold looks bigger than it really is, this has come in handy a lot. Of course I mean a cupcake or a muffin, makes me feel like I get so much more than everyone else.

On the other hand when I give the finger it’s kind of pathetic. Oh and they are too small to play guitar, hold a ball with one hand or give massages. They are very delicate and get sore easy. That means you can’t ask me to move heavy boxes for you.

I just thought you should know, I’m helpful like that…

Oh Yeah: There is a private post you need to login for but it’s really depressing so I don’t recommend it.

Ok, I asked for More questions and this is all I got, but I appreciate those of you who could muster up the energy to ask me one little question. You guys obviously love me the most.

Maureen: What was your favorite cartoon when you were little? Did you ever dress up as a character from that cartoon for Halloween?

I’m not sure if I ever dressed as a cartoon but I did dress as a refrigerator once. If you ever wonder where all my issues come from, there is your answer.

Maureen: You win $100,000. What do you do?

Honestly, pay off all my debt first, other than my house obviously. I would then either fix up our house or buy a new one and put the rest in savings I think. Or else, maybe travel around the world for a year or something. That is of course after building a sex slave dungeon.

Dutch Bitch: Is there anything you wouldn’t do for Erik?

Yes, a few things. There is one sexual activity I will not do… Oh and I will not help him hide a body, hell I won’t even help him take out the trash. He does the heavy lifting in this house.

Lucy: Why is your favorite movie and why?

American Beauty, because it kicks all other movies asses :whosenext:

Tori: What is your favorite food?

Pizza bagels, combining the two best foods in the world. Now that is some doughy saucy goodness

Tori: OK… so for your wedding gift you’re given a million dollars… you cannot invest it… you cannot purchase a house that cost more than a quarter of a million dollars… you cannot pay bills… you cannot give it away… you must spend it on you and Erik… (and don’t cop out and say a million dollar vacation… buy STUFF!!!) what do you buy?

Ok well first off, I already made my sex dungeon with the 100k I got from Maureen (thanks Maureen) so that’s scratched off the list. If we were to buy stuff does lipo count? If so I’m getting some of that, I don’t care how wrong it is I’m doing it I think Erik would buy every kind of converse that exists, after we buy the huge 250k house we’ll make sure to build one of those huge closets to fit all of his converse. He’d also probably build a room just for his cereal box collection I’d probably go nuts shopping at Old Navy and buy all the stuff on my Amazon Wish List.

Jen: What is your favorite sex toy?

Ahh…see this.

Cardiogirl: Coke or Pepsi, white wedding dress or ivory, Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

Coke. My dress will be ivory, but I would wear white if it looked better on me. Mayonnaise, Miracle Whip is too sugary.

Mr. Fabulous: You and Kevin meet and he falls in love with you. Do you leave Erik for him?

If Erik is reading this then I would tell My Kevin I am sorry but I have met the man of my dreams and that he’s just a little too late. I would offer him the option of having me as his best friend and would follow him anywhere he likes.

If Erik is not reading…maybe a little…

I haven’t always had the best concept of fashion but then again I grew up in the 80s and 90s so I never really had a choice. My parent’s wouldn’t know fashion if it hit them upside the head. Hell, my dad wears a fanny pack *here’s hoping he doesn’t wear it to my wedding.

You can see in the picture here that as a young child I preferred the color purple over a tasteful outfit. The big hair is understandable, this is probably circa 1985.

It’s taken me a long time to really figure out what clothes look best on me and what brings out my personality. I’d say my style is somewhere between girlie and dykie (is that a word?). I like to be feminine but I really like to be comfortable.

Shoes: I love chunky shoes that you would more likely see on a boy but I rarely wear anything resembling stilettos. I trip over my own feet. It just doesn’t work. That’s why I’ll be wearing either flip flops or sneakers for my wedding.

Pants: I like jeans best and my jeans are usually kind of loose although I used to wear really baggy guy pants. I’m actually contemplating trying on some guy jeans again because I like how they fit better.

Shirts: Years ago I used to wear a lot of tank tops and even at one point showed my mid-drift a lot. Now I’m just happy if I don’t have to keep adjusting my shirt all day long because of my hips or The Wonder Twins. My favorite kind of shirt is a boring tank, I have a gray one I love because it fits just right. I love peasant tops but they never seem to look right anymore, it may be the fault of The Wonder Twins.

Socks: I like wearing funky socks that are stripes or polka dots but then I also wear boring white socks. I don’t really like socks though, they are always twisting around my my feet and pissing me off

Accessories: I almost always wear small hoop earrings but am always losing them too. I always wear my glasses, except in bed and in the shower. Always my two rings and sometimes fun bracelets. I almost always have my hair back in a ponytail or something. Oh and I love baggy sweatshirts, especially old ones. I had one sweat shirt for so long I couldn’t remember where the stains and burns came from.

I got this from Gwen but I decided to go with dork because I’m not bookish enough to be a nerd.

1. I am a blogger. I put in a significant amount of time every single day into blogging. I’d rather not say how much time, but it’s more than I’d ever admit to any non-blogger. Everywhere I go and everything I do I consider if it would make a good blog post.

2. I am closer with my floggers than I am with my everyday in my face real life friends. I have no idea what any of them are doing in their lives but I couldn’t probably recite Fab’s schedule. Not that I’m stalking him or anything…

3. I have a really bad crush on My Kevin and have since about 1996 when I saw him in The Usual Suspects. He is the thinking person’s sex symbol and I think he’s hot.  I’m even considering cutting my honeymoon in Ireland short just to go see one of his plays at The Old Vic Theatre.

4. I enjoy my cat’s company more than I do most people.

5. I like a geeky/nerdy guy over a big manly guy.  A good example is Stand By Me, I liked the Will Wheaton character most when it came out, the shy kind of innocent guy.

6. I have Friends TV Guides decorating my cubicle.

7. I have about 10 calendars and feel the need to keep them all up-to-date.

8. I was such a teenie bopper when I was a teen that I kept a binder of all the celebrity guys I liked including Ethan Embry, Edward Norton and Balthazar Getty.  I would bring this to school with me I guess to make sure I always kept up with it.  I keep meaning to do a post on it.  Every weekend I would buy all the teen magazines.

9. I have the biggest crush on Greg from CSI and squeal whenever he first arrives in every episode.  I really think they should have him written into more of the scripts.

10. I once had a fan site for Felicity and Noel.  I’ve also written Fanfiction for them and for Greg and Sarah on CSI.