Why is it nobody can make an egg and cheese on an english muffin like Erik can?
Why do people like plain vodka martinis? To me they taste like pure vodka 
Give me a flirtini anyday.
Why do I still get popup ads from IE on my home computer when I don’t even use IE??
Why can’t I find my officiant? Do they disappear often? Should I put her on a milk carton?
Why is a bagel and cream cheese so fucking delicious?
Why haven’t I gotten my coffee yet?
Why don’t you love Weezer? What’s wrong with you?
Check out their new song 
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Your smilies mock me with their uber coolness.
I am not sure why nobody can make they as good as him. However, I can only imagine what his “secret” ingredient is……..
I do love Weezer. Now I want breakfast.
Fab - I know, that’s why I have them
Mutt - Now I must rethink the Erik McMuffins…
Amanda - You go have an egg sandwich and sing a Weezer song while you do it.
re: IE- spyware… you’ve been contaminated… email me if you want some options
Have you tried a chocolate martini? Oh. My. Gosh. HEAVEN!!
Errr…. um…. would “dunno?” suffice for all questions?