Your world is as big as you make it.

– Georgia Douglas

I have small hands, really small. As you can see by this picture here and Erik actually has pretty small hands. His ring finger is like an 8 and that’s on the small side for guys I think. My ring finger is about a 4 1/2. I think my hands are freakishly small considering the rest of me

I should look on the bright side of this though, it means my hand can reach into a space most adults can’t. Not that I would do that, I don’t trust when people ask me to put my hand somewhere it doesn’t belong, like a hole in the wall. Why is there a hole in the wall and why does my hand have to reach into it? I don’t know, this is hypothetical people.

Also, anything I hold looks bigger than it really is, this has come in handy a lot. Of course I mean a cupcake or a muffin, makes me feel like I get so much more than everyone else.

On the other hand when I give the finger it’s kind of pathetic. Oh and they are too small to play guitar, hold a ball with one hand or give massages. They are very delicate and get sore easy. That means you can’t ask me to move heavy boxes for you.

I just thought you should know, I’m helpful like that…

Oh Yeah: There is a private post you need to login for but it’s really depressing so I don’t recommend it.

Today we went to finalize details for the wedding at the venue, it was pretty cool and so many things I hadn’t thought of. I will go into that on the WedBlog. Is it wrong I can’t wait for the Apple and Brie Puff Pasteries appetizer?

Also, I upgraded to 2.5. While it’s very different than all the previous versions I it. Although I think one of my plugins doesn’t work.

What’s on your mind?
How to get wax off skin…

Where is your significant other?
In the kitchen, where he belongs!

Have you ever made out in a basement?
Where else would I make out?

Is your driveway steep?
Only as steep as it needs to be.

Name 4 things you did today?
Woke up, made coffee, untied Erik and turned on the television

Suprising?
Ummm…no that’s pretty normal.

Have you ever been tied up?
Normally I’m not the one tied up.

Have you ever had 2 dates in one night?
I always have at least 3 since 2 of them are usually disappointing.

What have you eaten today?
No, he hasn’t finished breakfast yet

Which shoe do you put on first?
The first one.

Do you get distracted easily?
Huh?

So since nobody reads my WedBlog I need some thoughts on our string quartet music.

I already have the song for me to walk down the isle to, which is Wings from Brokeback Mountain. I was thinking of ending the ceremony with a Beach Boys song either God Only Knows or Wouldn’t It Be Nice. The version in the link has other instruments like drums and stuff, ours will only be string instruments so it will sound a lot better.

I still need a song for everyone else to walk in during, haven’t thought of that yet. Luckily we have someone who can compose all of this for us.

Here are more songs you can check out Amazon.

More of my comments over the week, I’m here to entertain you.

To The Absurdist: I will obey and I will respect.I may also mock but that is out of respect I promise.

To Bluepaintred: Well, you had to learn your lesson about WalMart eventually, I’m just sorry it had to be this way.

To Swizzle Stick: Maybe there should be a walk for people with ugly shirts.

To Avitable: I can be a control freak too, that’s why I need to tie people up and torture them when I first meet them.

To Mr. Fabulous: I love it when you get dirty with Norman, hot.

To J: Just start prostituting yourself or your husband, it’s the only way to pay your bills.

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A good friend is moving away today to Ohio and I’m going to say goodbye.  Have I said how much I hate getting older?