Things have been a little rough lately but finally I had something go my way. I went to the Verizon store to upgrade my phone, particularly because I’d cracked the lens on my phone many months ago. I was pretty sure I wanted the LG enV but then I wasn’t sure I could afford it even with the discount.

So while she’s putting it all together we’re talking about the wedding stuff, just about being nervous, etc. That’s when she tells me she’s giving me another $50 discount on top of the already $100 discount just because she thought I deserved it

Now I’m with new phone and I am quite the happy girl!

My new idea, I’m going to post a bunch of my responses on blogs for that week every Saturday. They might be witty and they might be lame but they are all mine. If you aren’t mentioned on here I’m sure you will be eventually. I do my best to visit all the blogs I can, especially the ones that visit me regularly. I’m a whore like that

To The Absurdist: My gaydar is so off that I thought a few of the guys I dated were gay but are now married with kids. I don’t know if that means I prefer to date a gay man…

To Avitable: No, I am more than my boobs you know…

To Dutch Bitch: Because the world is a cruel and confusing place.

To Swizzle Stick: I find big fat lesbian hypocrites to be super fucking cool!

To Dana: That’s a strange kind of foreplay, do you include gravy with that?

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Now I must go try to take advantage of a day stuck inside because of the snow and play with my new phone

I was sent this excel spreadsheet by Gemini that calculates your age and I guess describes you. It’s pretty close, I’ll bold the ones that are 100% me.

If you want a copy of this, email me.

One of my BFFs is getting married today and I want to send her a fun text animation instead of my usual animated messaging they offer on Verizon Wireless. Does anyone know of any good wedding animations?

I found these 2 so far (the first 2 are animated):

A new fun experiment in blogging is Freewriting, which means, as far as I know, you need to sit and just write. I probably was supposed to time it or something but I have a hard time concentrating and not getting distracted so this wasn’t all in one shot.

Anyway, here is my go at Freewriting Friday

I don’t understand the big deal of fried chicken. I don’t know, it just doesn’t do anything for me, I think it’s kind of boring. I also hate the skin on chicken and I hate fat on any kind of meat. You might think all of this would keep me skinny but that’s obviously not the case. That really isn’t fair, I don’t eat any fat or skin and very few fried foods, that should be a plus for me. That should give me like 20 pounds I think. I have a lot of cleavage right now. Why do I always notice them? I can’t seem to pretend they aren’t there, like my arm or my nose. I mean, I know my nose is there since I’m always pushing up glasses up on it but I don’t actively think about my nose very often. I think about my boobs all the time. Just today I was thinking that they are a really pretty color. My skin is a nice fair pink color and my nipples are a rosey pink I guess you could call it. I think our house should now be called The Cul-de-sac of the Damned. I got that idea from Two and a Half Men as I get a lot of my ideas. Ok, so none that I can think of at this very moment cut I’m pretty sure it’s happened. I now need to go watch a new episode of Bizarre Foods so I can cringe and gag for the next hour. It’s better than any of those links you find at Avi’s blog

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Go and vote for my photo because why the hell not? It’s not one of my best photos ever but I think it’s pretty interesting at least. The best stuff is at my photoblog of course.

Right now Erik is having a meeting with his daughter’s teacher. I’m still shocked he was invited at all, I thought he was basically null and void