I enjoy dating married men because they don’t want anything kinky, like breakfast.

– Joni Rodgers

I’m thinking about blanket #1 (read about it here) and whether 30 years later it’s possible to find another one. I found out recently it came from Saks Fifth Avenue and is pretty much the only good thing I ever got from the grandmother.

I’m wishing I had more things to put into my organizer even though I’ve written a lot in it already.

I wish I had more plans but at the same time I hate making plans.

I’m wondering if this post is going to turn out interesting or boring, maybe a little of both.

I’m wondering if I need to start seeing my therapist again as I think I think I am somehow sabotaging myself because of stress or something.

I’m curious about how I somehow ate more than 2000 calories yesterday :curious:

I’m thinking I either have way too much faith in myself or not nearly enough, I’m not sure which it is, probably the latter.

I’m thinking about a photo shoot I am going on with my friend Jusy (not the penguin) and about the hot bath I plan to take at my parent’s house before heading home.

I’m wondering how I can turn the wondrous jacuzzi rendezvous into a post.

I’m pondering my need to turn everything in my life into a post.

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I love being kissed and especially by a hot chick. Who doesn’t? Thanks to Jennifer I got this super duper special award. I of course mean special as in the good special not wearing a helmet all day kind of special.

The Mwah! Award is a sweet kiss given to say thank you for friendships and comments in the blogosphere. Apparently it was started by Jenn in Holland. I kept hoping someone would give me an award for something, it’s about time.

This award is to say thank you to all of those bloggers out there who have kept me entertained, kept me relatively sane and made each day a little bit better. This is a crazy year I have ahead of me and I can’t imagine how I’d handle it without all of you.

Whether or not you’ve been tagged already these are my bitches, deal.

Heather B, Tracy, Gwen, Swizzle Stick, The Absurdist, Angel, Amanda, Frankie, Cheri, Leanne, Mistress M, J, Bluepaintred, DutchBitch, Janet, The Mutt Princess, Tori, Tara

Whoever said ‘nothing’s impossible’ never tried to nail jello to a tree.

– Lisa Bryant

I stole this particular topic from Tara even though I’ve been doing Top 5 lists forever and a day. These finales are the ones that made the biggest impact on me. I love lists, can you tell? I also love tv, so here we go.

5. Sex and the City - This was not my favorite ending but it was one of the more memorable for me. I only got 6 seasons out of this show and I cannot express how much I loved this show. I still regularly watch the show in repeats and a part of me still wants to be Carrie Bradshaw with my sex column living in Manhattan. But having Carrie come back to her friends, Miranda finding peace, Charlotte getting a baby and Samantha getting her orgasm back all was as it should be. Oh and we finally found out Big’s real name and that was the cherry on the sundae.

4. Six Feet Under - The last season was a roller coaster in itself with Nate dying several episodes before the end, I was not prepared for that and insisted it was all a joke or something. But the last episode was amazing as we watched everyone die, one by one. Since it was a show about death and about life, it was just the way it should go.

3. Felicity - I was a huge fan of this show but I was also an enemy, I even stopped watching it for about a season or so. I was Felicity/Noel fan and if you watched the show you know that being a FAN (Felicity and Noel) means you are constantly crushed. Still, the ending was touching and again, I cried and cried and cried. Especially the “hey” montage because that really just summed it up.

2. Life Goes On - Ok, I guess this list is for shows that made me cry because this one made me bawl and scream at the gods for being so cruel to me. You named him Jessie? Corkey lived happily ever after and yes…the dog finally got his food. That’s beautiful.

1. Friends - Never have I cried so much at an ending! I thought I was safe through the whole finale, tear free…until they left to get some coffee and the screen went black. I think a part of my life ended at that very moment, my heart may have stopped. It was by far the best ending ever, I couldn’t have asked for better. I’m going to go cry again ok?

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Have you watched the video yet? No? Go do it, it’s so rare I post a real homemade video.

Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s the day she’s changing the sheets.

– Suzanne Heller