It’s time to look at 2007 through the eyes of RLU.

I admitted a little secret and I took the next step in my relationship. I won the battle of best romantic movie!!!

I went into detail about my markings and finally told the truth about Ahmoo. I have a few pop quizes and here are the answers to one of them.

I learned a little bit more about the suckage of Dane Cook and also explained why Erik would be great on the radio.

I finally shared my list of disturbing movies because you know how much I love weird stuff and somewhat disturbing information about Erik’s mother.

I posted some photoshop tricks of mine that nobody seemed to notice and we had a very successful photo shoot that involved a gnome.

It’s been a good year and it was a pleasure sharing it with you. So long 2007! I’ll see y’all next year!!!

So we are in the process of planning a radio show to do as a couple. I think when we are alone just talking it’s always really funny and strange. The conversations we have are bizarre to say the least.

Do you have any suggestions on titles? Mr. Fab has already suggested:

Big E and The Wonder Twins
Hello Kitty House Party
Snarkfestapalooza

Anyway, while you think about it here is a great video my mom sent me:

• I’ve decided I simply do not get enough time off and it’s making me cranky. At my company we get “earned time” but it has to be used for sick days, personal days, vacation and all holidays. That blows a little.
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• I’m a little overwhelmed by the idea of 2008, it’s a very big year.
• My friend is having a Pregnancy Pool, boy you can bet on anything these days huh?
• I think I am going to try to put together a big list of meals for 2008 to make it easier to change my eating habits. I just need ideas along the lines of WW or SBD. If you have any let me know.
• Having your boss ask to speek to you in her office is one of the top 10 things I absolutely hate to hear. 95% of the time it’s nothing bad but it still freaks me out
• I guess about .99% of the time you misunderstand your Russian co-worker and there was no meeting. Also while you thought your boss had to tell you some bad news but your boss thought you were going to give your notice
• Do you remember my post about my high school stalker? Well, I think I came across her on Crackbook. I don’t know what to do with that

Did you kiss anyone?
Only Asian women, that was one of my goals this year.

Did you date anyone?
See above.

Are you going to have someone to kiss when the ball drops?
Depends if she has plans that night, otherwise I suppose I can kiss whatshisname

Did you lose any friends?
I lost a couple of my friends at the mall and they still won’t return my calls.

Did you gain any friends?
Only the ones online and they still haven’t passed my rigorous test.

Did you do something new?
I took my stalking to a whole new level, I have fancy night vision goggles now.

Did anyone important to you die?
No but many unimportant people to me died.

Did you change?
Bra size? Nope, still a GGG.

Are you happy with the year over all?
Well I didn’t meet Kevin so no.

Whats the best thing that happened to you?
This was a hard one. I thought of maybe that I got engaged but no. It would have to be getting to be on the Mr. Fabulous Radio Show

Did you fall in or out of love?
Depending who with? Erik? No. The lovely Asian girl I met at Dunkin Donuts…quite a few times.

Are you happy the year’s almost over?
Yes and no. Yes because there is only so much one can screw up a year and I’m fresh out of fucking up for the year. No because I’ve got a whole new year to mess with :evil:

Are you going to change something about yourself next year?
I’m going to try to be nicer to the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru and not yell profanities.

Do you think 2008 will be a better year then 2007?
I don’t know, do you have an in with Kevin?

Did you lose your virginity in 2007?
I am still a virgin.

How many things did you screw up in 2007?
I have a spreadsheet list on my computer if you want to see.
Did you go to an amusement park?
You mean the amusement park called Avitable.com? Yes and I was molested.

Did you lie to your parents?
I don’t lie, ever. I’m hoping that will get me a seat in heaven.

Did you get into a fight?
Once, in a biker bar. I kicked their asses. Did I mention it was a midget bar?

Did you leave the country?
Only to hide from the Feds.

Did anyone in your family get married? My cousins did, not to each other.

Do you think you grew?
Physically? I stopped in like fourth grade. Emotionally? I stopped in like fourth grade.

Did you sing to anyone?
Yeah but they paid me to stop.

What did you drink and eat the most?
It wasn’t coffee and bagels, I’m pretty sure of that. Almost.

Are you going to make a new years resolution?
To stop sleeping with other women, Erik is starting to get a complex.

Did you stick to your new years resolution from last year?
About not picking up Asian women? Ummmmm…

In the car on the way to the annual Gemini xmas party:

Robin: What does the band Cake look like?
Erik: Why do you want to know?
Robin: I’m just curious, I’ve never seen a picture of them.
Erik: They are all black.
Robin: Really?
Erik: No.
Robin: Jerk.
Erik: Actually they’re Chinese.
Robin: Seriously??
Erik: No.
Robin: ((hitting him repeatedly))
Erik: You are so gullible.

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One last chance to get a New Years postcard. If you want one please email me your address. I only have 5 people, I guess I don’t have as much love in the blogger world as I thought. Oh well…

There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world around you.

– Maredith Close