A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed. ~George Rosenbaum

I’m quite blessed. I’ve been given a second delivery of bagel love and I am bursting with pleasure. I received a box that contained 18 bagels, 4 tubs of cream cheese and a bushel of ground coffee The bagel flavors appear to be plain, onion, garlic, sesame, pumpernickle, marble and more. The cream cheese flavors are plain, veggie, bacon and cinnamon/raisin.

This marvelous gift was bestowed upon Erik and I by the illustrious Mr. Fabulous and Heather Anne. Why? Do they need a reason?? Can’t we just be worthy of bagel love? It’s not like they are my bagel dealers or something. I swear I don’t have a problem! I can stop anytime.

Ok, so sometimes I give special favors for a garlic bagel but that’s normal and I’m not going to apologize for that. I’m sure I’m not the only one to wake up in a strange place with cream cheese on my mouth and crumbs on my shirt.

I am one lucky girl

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The New Yorker

I think something is wrong with my IUD.  Crap!!!

So I’ve been meaning to start telling some MIL stories but I have to be careful what I say because I don’t want to cross the line with blogging about her. She doesn’t love that I blog but then a lot of the family doesn’t

I was at a Christmas party at Gemini’s (this is pre-Erik) and everyone was opening presents as they always do. Her grandmother (she was a very cool woman) was opening her gifts but accidentally opened a bag of batteries before the actual battery operated gift. I don’t remember what the gift was but I’m sure it was like a generic battery operated appliance.

So MIL is known for having little tact and just saying whatever pops into her head. Sometimes it’s funny and other times it’s not. She likes getting attention and loves to shock people. So what does MIL say when the grandma opens the gift of batteries?

“Is that for her vibrator?”

The whole room just kind of uncomfortably laughed but tried to pretend like it didn’t happen (as people often do with her). However Gemini and I with our dirty minds had to run out of the room to fall on the floor with laughter.

Hell, we probably thought the same thing as MIL when we saw it…we just didn’t say anything

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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

– Dame Edna Everage

I finally met Erik’s work wife.  She’s really cute and Asian.  She ran up to me and gave me a hug when she saw me.  Maybe she’s just using him to get to me.  Hey, I can share.