Ok, not really important but this took longer than I thought so read it dammit

1. LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU’VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:

1. Ewww, bagels are so disgusting
2. Can we have a baby?? Please!!!
3. I’m going to take a year off of blogging to find myself.
4. Praise Jesus!

2. LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU’VE FELT THIS WEEK:

* Breathe by Anna Nalick
* You’re Ugly by Butt Trumpets
* Get Gone by Fiona Apple
* Get Your Shit Together by Beth Hart
* Useful Idiot by Tool

3. IMAGINE YOU’RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?

1. Out on a beautiful spring day taking pictures
2. Having dinner with some girlfriends
3. Bean Tacos
4. With my man

4. MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:

1. Chia Jesus (Erik came up with that)
2. Slutty Tulips
3. Pig Tails Handle Bars
4. Sit and Spin
5. Insanely Sane

5. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?

1. Breakfast at Tiffanys by Deep Blue Something
2. Steal My Sunshine by Len
3. Anything by Paris Hilton

Gemini: Saturday I can’t walk cause we are getting dresses
will sunday be ok?

Robin: i thought that said cheese for a second

i thought you were blowing me off for a cheese run

Gemini: am i talking to Erik?

Robin:no

Gemini:

Ah i thought it was funny cause you had cheese on the brain

Robin: i have feta next to me

Gemini: (watching CSI) oh no Nick is driving to the prostitute’s house and the cops are there

Robin: better get your pants on bitch!

Gemini:

she was dead

Robin: Take that slut!

Gemini: naked Nick RAWR!

Robin: take it up the ass nick!

Gemini: Sex!

why are you saying taking it up the ass?

Robin: i don’t know…just came to me

Gemini: dork

This is one of the funniest scenes ever I think. When Mark is chasing Daniel around the fountain I nearly pee my pants.

So I haven’t been able to find my cell phone all day and when I got home I still couldn’t find it anywhere.  When Erik got home I told him that I thought it was lost and of course he offered to ring it for me with his.

I’m sitting on the sofa with a blanket over me when suddenly my cooch is playing Everlong and I look at him confused   I reach down into my lap and find my the cell phone stuck in between the cushions.

Who knew my cooch was so musical

That’s a very good question and I have a feeling every couple planning a wedding has considered this once or twice.  Here are my pros and cons list to having a wedding:

Pros

1. Getting all your family together for possibly the only time in your whole life.
2. Celebrating your relationship with everyone you care about.
3. Having a big party.
4. Dressing up really pretty and feeling really special for a day.

Cons

1. Putting a lot of money into a 5 hour party.
2. Having to deal with other people and their opinions.
3. Stress and forgetting the reason why you are doing it.

I could elope and just drop this whole big hoopla but I think I would regret it   I’m excited to have everyone together and have this fun/romantic event.  I just wish someone would make it a little easier on me sometimes…

• Why is it with all prescriptions you have to wait until the full 30 day mark to refill it? I mean, I can see if it’s an addictive drug but otherwise what are they trying to avoid??
• Why are some people so resistant to emailing? I do not like to do business over the phone if I do not have to and I would much rather using email for as much as possible. If you have an estimate to give me please just email it to me because I don’t know when I will have time to call you to discuss it!
• I think I’d lose my mind if I were a house wife. You do the laundry, dishes and you clean…then tomorrow you start all over again
• I have so many good shows but somehow nothing to watch!  What is that?  This is why I should have HBO.
• My dad being…like himself.  Everything has to be done his way and he’ll drag it out forever.  I’m starting to think eloping may just be a better idea
• Why can’t I just live off of takeout, I hate cooking!